you know tumblr is slowly becoming a big part of your life when you have more mutuals on facebook with people from tumblr than with people from your school
Quick and simple lifehacks.
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
*takes copious notes*
"Why are you so upset? It’s just a video ga-"
Pluto isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard and tiny ;)